Scary. It´s scary as hell if you think about it.
I´m not sure grownups actually GET it - they think of insane and stupid things and then they make them comes to life almost immediately. Anything from media to passive wars - it all has a huge impact on the NEW people, who come into this world more confused than we were.
Yeah there are the "youth is fucked up" and "there´s nothing wrong" debates etc.. but the bottom line is - we´re all making drastic and rational changes AND.. nothing good has ever come of that kind of action.
This kind of society isn´t for the new generations - they just don´t fit in and I´m not really sure how or why, but they´re not giving up their freedom as easily as their parents did. It has a bad side to it - they won´t even make an effort fitting in, but there are enough of those people to form a minor group to not notice anything wrong with the idea.
Oh.. and.. they don´t even HAVE to fit in! The rules of our time should imho change before every new generation, since the people are WAY too different and I know the governments and companies survive only thanks to slavery, brainwashing and working. There´s something cool about the new generation- they´re getting smarter and it means some kind of change is on the way - maybe not now, not in 10 years, maybe even not in 20, but definitely in 30-50. It´ll be fun to watch if I get a chance to stick around.
Next time you go to downtown or to the suburbs - look at the kids, they´re WAY different than their parents were when they were kids and.. can you imagine the world in 30 years when they´re the leaders of our time?
Friday, September 5, 2008
Monday, September 1, 2008
the universal sign - peace
I understand that nowadays majority of people are doing something just because it´s "popular" - even if you are going: "omgomg, haha I´m not doing that" - it´s a 0,001% chance that you´re not, so go fish.
Anyways, it usually takes time for me to get pissed off - something done once is usually not enough. But this kind of idiocy just keeps happening and happening and it seems no-one fucking even bothers to know how things work around us.
One situation is recent for me and other is probably recent for.. a lot of other people - when Japanese embassy was taken hostage in Peru & the one you know - Georgia&Russia thing. Some of you might go: "omg you can´t compare those two things! omgomogmgomg I´m Mr.\Mrs. Right I know everything! ask me, ASK ME, LISTEN TO ME, I NEED ATTENTION" .. yikes, oh well, had to let that one rip.
I´m not comparing those two and I´m not even going to explain why. The reason both of 'em caught my eye is because it seems the aggressive side is always the retarded one, atleast it´s the pattern that makes sense to me.
When MRTA let the media in to the embassy, the terrorists just stood there with their guns and showed the peace sign with their fingers at one point. And.. in the Russia&Georgia war, after Russian built military bunkers in a democratic country to harass the locals and to keep them under terror of the "greatest nation in the world" a camera also caught a russian sitting in the bunker, showing the peace sign. What the fuck.. honestly? Guess now the two fingers means "when killing\torturing people, show it to make people not attack you because you´re stupid, even tho you´re posing threat."
I´m not saying what you should do or shouldn´t - I´m just saying that there are things that we as humans try to make "universal," so our lives would become easier and we PERHAPS one day could start working for a "better" future (not the same better word as politicians and companies use.) So if you´re fucking stupid (if you think you´re smart, then this actually goes for you) and you don´t know what the fuck one or the other thing means - ASK!
OH! and don´t believe something right away, ask others, think, analyze, be human.
Anyways, it usually takes time for me to get pissed off - something done once is usually not enough. But this kind of idiocy just keeps happening and happening and it seems no-one fucking even bothers to know how things work around us.
One situation is recent for me and other is probably recent for.. a lot of other people - when Japanese embassy was taken hostage in Peru & the one you know - Georgia&Russia thing. Some of you might go: "omg you can´t compare those two things! omgomogmgomg I´m Mr.\Mrs. Right I know everything! ask me, ASK ME, LISTEN TO ME, I NEED ATTENTION" .. yikes, oh well, had to let that one rip.
I´m not comparing those two and I´m not even going to explain why. The reason both of 'em caught my eye is because it seems the aggressive side is always the retarded one, atleast it´s the pattern that makes sense to me.
When MRTA let the media in to the embassy, the terrorists just stood there with their guns and showed the peace sign with their fingers at one point. And.. in the Russia&Georgia war, after Russian built military bunkers in a democratic country to harass the locals and to keep them under terror of the "greatest nation in the world" a camera also caught a russian sitting in the bunker, showing the peace sign. What the fuck.. honestly? Guess now the two fingers means "when killing\torturing people, show it to make people not attack you because you´re stupid, even tho you´re posing threat."
I´m not saying what you should do or shouldn´t - I´m just saying that there are things that we as humans try to make "universal," so our lives would become easier and we PERHAPS one day could start working for a "better" future (not the same better word as politicians and companies use.) So if you´re fucking stupid (if you think you´re smart, then this actually goes for you) and you don´t know what the fuck one or the other thing means - ASK!
OH! and don´t believe something right away, ask others, think, analyze, be human.
Sunday, August 31, 2008
tv commercials and the amusement park
Basically I don´t watch TV at all.. the shows are just way too uncreative for me and they don´t really keep me motivated- but futurama,simpsons etc.. those I watch whenever I stumble upon them =)
OH there is this one show coming this season called "The lie detector" which is recorded with an audience and the person taking the test has to answer 21 questions and if done correctly, wins 1 million kr (which is like ~92k$, but hey, better than nothing :p)
So anyways, the reason I talked about the tv is.. I flipped it open yesterday before I went to sleep and my favorite part was on - the commercials! I wonder if they intentionally try to make fuckedup/weird advertisements or they´re just not innovative enough, oh well - these kinds of ads give me more to talk about.
I´ll describe this advert a bit (cleaning products) - two kids were trying to ruin a good shirt (I mean - first of all - WHHYYY? just goes to show our society is messed up, even tho it´s staged) and.. then ran in to the house to show it to their mother and then the mom reacted like: "OMG! How can I get this out?" .. some of you basically know what´s gonna happen next, it´s a bit silly but I went like: "geeez, can´t you TRY to make it more realistic?"
This woman with Vanish washing powder popped out, all smiling and had make-up on and shit and started talking: "don´t worry, with this you can.." - if I was there I´d be like: STOP! HOLD THE HORSES! Who the fuck are you? and.. it´s cool that you came to help, but.. who EXACTLY gave you a key and permission to come to my house and play hide and seek until I might need you - these kinds of advertisement actually show that being a pervert and breaking into others homes is okay. Hence why US had to pass the law to allow owners to shoot trespassers?
Oh also, when I was on a trip few days ago I went to the amusement park - big fan, big fan.. and my friend wanted to try out an old wooden roller-coaster which was said to be really cool. So okay.. I agreed, we went on there, everything was nice - first time we did it we had to sit in the back 'cause well, kids cheated and got infront like REALLY early. The weirdest thing happened next: A guy actually stood UP behind us, holding the bars (to keep the car on the tracks -gravity). I mean.. whatever the reasons but I was like: "you´ve got to be shitting me!"
How COOL or dangerous a ride can be if one guy is just standing up when others have to sit? I would had have to do like double flip-flops or just jump around to get the excitement I was looking for. Well.. it wasn´t really that bad, but it´d still be A LOT better when I could have stood up.
OH there is this one show coming this season called "The lie detector" which is recorded with an audience and the person taking the test has to answer 21 questions and if done correctly, wins 1 million kr (which is like ~92k$, but hey, better than nothing :p)
So anyways, the reason I talked about the tv is.. I flipped it open yesterday before I went to sleep and my favorite part was on - the commercials! I wonder if they intentionally try to make fuckedup/weird advertisements or they´re just not innovative enough, oh well - these kinds of ads give me more to talk about.
I´ll describe this advert a bit (cleaning products) - two kids were trying to ruin a good shirt (I mean - first of all - WHHYYY? just goes to show our society is messed up, even tho it´s staged) and.. then ran in to the house to show it to their mother and then the mom reacted like: "OMG! How can I get this out?" .. some of you basically know what´s gonna happen next, it´s a bit silly but I went like: "geeez, can´t you TRY to make it more realistic?"
This woman with Vanish washing powder popped out, all smiling and had make-up on and shit and started talking: "don´t worry, with this you can.." - if I was there I´d be like: STOP! HOLD THE HORSES! Who the fuck are you? and.. it´s cool that you came to help, but.. who EXACTLY gave you a key and permission to come to my house and play hide and seek until I might need you - these kinds of advertisement actually show that being a pervert and breaking into others homes is okay. Hence why US had to pass the law to allow owners to shoot trespassers?
Oh also, when I was on a trip few days ago I went to the amusement park - big fan, big fan.. and my friend wanted to try out an old wooden roller-coaster which was said to be really cool. So okay.. I agreed, we went on there, everything was nice - first time we did it we had to sit in the back 'cause well, kids cheated and got infront like REALLY early. The weirdest thing happened next: A guy actually stood UP behind us, holding the bars (to keep the car on the tracks -gravity). I mean.. whatever the reasons but I was like: "you´ve got to be shitting me!"
How COOL or dangerous a ride can be if one guy is just standing up when others have to sit? I would had have to do like double flip-flops or just jump around to get the excitement I was looking for. Well.. it wasn´t really that bad, but it´d still be A LOT better when I could have stood up.
Friday, August 29, 2008
being a kid and billiard
I don´t know in what kind of a mood someone has to be in to think of stuff what I thought with my friend, but it was fun.
BUT! Firstly I just wanted to scoop by this subject. I don´t know if you actually see what the picture is about, but either way, I´m gonna describe it. It´s a subway escalator thingy, going down and between the escalators there´s this sliding thing, but it has these stops every like.. 1,5metres or something.
When I saw this, first thing that came to mind was that DAMN! That´s a long way down! and.. right away I wanted to try to slide down (which prolly would have gotten me killed- thought of that later) but.. I COULDN`T! So.. I turned to my friend and asked: "hey! you know why these stops are here?" and.. he didn´t know so I told him: "cause I thought about sliding down, but these would have just stopped me, so.. I guess that´s why." - getting to the bottom of stuff by experimenting. All our lives, every moment of it spins around the trial and error method.
Oh and about the billiard thing - I was just imagining black people playing billiard. They don´t even need the freaking pool stick, they could just flap their long-peter on the table and play with that - hahaha :D
BUT! Firstly I just wanted to scoop by this subject. I don´t know if you actually see what the picture is about, but either way, I´m gonna describe it. It´s a subway escalator thingy, going down and between the escalators there´s this sliding thing, but it has these stops every like.. 1,5metres or something.
When I saw this, first thing that came to mind was that DAMN! That´s a long way down! and.. right away I wanted to try to slide down (which prolly would have gotten me killed- thought of that later) but.. I COULDN`T! So.. I turned to my friend and asked: "hey! you know why these stops are here?" and.. he didn´t know so I told him: "cause I thought about sliding down, but these would have just stopped me, so.. I guess that´s why." - getting to the bottom of stuff by experimenting. All our lives, every moment of it spins around the trial and error method.
Oh and about the billiard thing - I was just imagining black people playing billiard. They don´t even need the freaking pool stick, they could just flap their long-peter on the table and play with that - hahaha :D
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
crazy lady and sextant
.. now you know why I haven´t been blogging since 24th of Aug.
After buying the boat-ticket to Finland, I was told to come to the harbor at 7am, I guessed.. & was correct - IT WAS WAY TOO FREAKING EARLY! Guess the ticketsales woman knew I can be fucked around with. I got my boardingpass around 7:08 prolly and then I just had like half an hour to kill until I could board the ship- I could have easily come at 7:35 while fucking crawling or even do 2 steps forward 3 steps backwards walking and STILL MAKE IT ON TIME!
For a moment I thought that the "coming early" plan seemed to be self-explanatory when there was this crazy person infront of us who.. I think just came there talk? Just kept repeating the same stuff over and over again, asking REALLY dumb questions - at that point I thought that once I lose it (which should be pretty soon, if I´m applying myself correctly) I´ll probably come here to spend my time in the morning aswell and piss of a lot of people just for the kick of it.
I really LOVED that moment when she was told some information she already knew and then went into the cocking-mode: "OMGOMG I ALREADY KNOW THAT DOH DOH!" ..&without any consideration of reality nor the urge to be "wise," she continued with the stupid questions.
Once I got to the ship, I felt really good and then I noticed something on the floor-description thing which made me get exited - deck 10 - SEXTANT. I had no idea what EXACTLY it meant, but I just HAD to check it out!
.. just what I had feared- don´t get your hopes up like I did - it had absolutely NOTHING to do with tants - haha :p - actually I´m not even sure if the word tant exists
Oh and.. in WC the urinal&the sink area looked REALLY identical, I just hope that I washed my hands in the right place.
After buying the boat-ticket to Finland, I was told to come to the harbor at 7am, I guessed.. & was correct - IT WAS WAY TOO FREAKING EARLY! Guess the ticketsales woman knew I can be fucked around with. I got my boardingpass around 7:08 prolly and then I just had like half an hour to kill until I could board the ship- I could have easily come at 7:35 while fucking crawling or even do 2 steps forward 3 steps backwards walking and STILL MAKE IT ON TIME!
For a moment I thought that the "coming early" plan seemed to be self-explanatory when there was this crazy person infront of us who.. I think just came there talk? Just kept repeating the same stuff over and over again, asking REALLY dumb questions - at that point I thought that once I lose it (which should be pretty soon, if I´m applying myself correctly) I´ll probably come here to spend my time in the morning aswell and piss of a lot of people just for the kick of it.
I really LOVED that moment when she was told some information she already knew and then went into the cocking-mode: "OMGOMG I ALREADY KNOW THAT DOH DOH!" ..&without any consideration of reality nor the urge to be "wise," she continued with the stupid questions.
Once I got to the ship, I felt really good and then I noticed something on the floor-description thing which made me get exited - deck 10 - SEXTANT. I had no idea what EXACTLY it meant, but I just HAD to check it out!
.. just what I had feared- don´t get your hopes up like I did - it had absolutely NOTHING to do with tants - haha :p - actually I´m not even sure if the word tant exists
Oh and.. in WC the urinal&the sink area looked REALLY identical, I just hope that I washed my hands in the right place.
Sunday, August 24, 2008
gods word - the bible
Yeah, there are pros to a healthy, smart & caring society- but the huge con would be that I wouldn´t have anything to write about! Since 99% of the people lie 99% of the time (not speaking the truth IS lying) AND considering the fact that humankind is in the REALLY EARLY START of "alphaphase slash stage" (examples- we allow alcohol, guns, people).. there´s no RUSH to being understanding and intelligent, yet.
Fine example of not even slightly trying to be wise is the religious people (GOD(haha)! I can feel the hate wave coming already!) Okay okay! I´m not gonna be THAT harsh, I mean.. yeah, you kinda have to and eventually at one time or another do believe in some power higher & more intelligent than you - to some people dogs perhaps, presumably G-O-D & whatnot mythical madeup creatures.
Main thing I wanna discuss here (see! the smart people already knew what I was eventually going to talk about!).. is the BIBLE! Oh the holy fucking book of what-cha-might-call-it. I KNOW that I give too much credit to the "21 century" ideology, but.. what the?!
Nowadays I kinda expect more of people, I don´t really know why, because ATLEAST 70% of people are uncaring pieces of shit, who should just fucking wank off (I know women can´t do that- you go practice some mental-violence on men or whatever) DAMNIT! I forgot where I was going with this.
Oh yeah.. nowadays I guess everyone should KNOW that THE bible was written by basically random people who wanted to seize control over some uneducated regions of totally braindead farmers.. that´s a fact! so.. tell me again WHY do so many people NOWADAYS take it as a manual on how to live? (rhetorical question!)
I´m a BIG fan of encouraging people to do what ever they desire, but.. there should be some LAWS against this kind of bull, ah.. I FORGOT! The world is still in the religious period & churches make the rules.
- I can see it now.. ~800 years from now everyone´ll look back and say: HAHA WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING IDIOTS THEY WERE! geez! thank Mahi(god of their time- as long as there are people, there will never be the lack of ways to control humanity) that we got over the 'STUPID AGES OF 21 CENTURY!'
Fine example of not even slightly trying to be wise is the religious people (GOD(haha)! I can feel the hate wave coming already!) Okay okay! I´m not gonna be THAT harsh, I mean.. yeah, you kinda have to and eventually at one time or another do believe in some power higher & more intelligent than you - to some people dogs perhaps, presumably G-O-D & whatnot mythical madeup creatures.
Main thing I wanna discuss here (see! the smart people already knew what I was eventually going to talk about!).. is the BIBLE! Oh the holy fucking book of what-cha-might-call-it. I KNOW that I give too much credit to the "21 century" ideology, but.. what the?!
Nowadays I kinda expect more of people, I don´t really know why, because ATLEAST 70% of people are uncaring pieces of shit, who should just fucking wank off (I know women can´t do that- you go practice some mental-violence on men or whatever) DAMNIT! I forgot where I was going with this.
Oh yeah.. nowadays I guess everyone should KNOW that THE bible was written by basically random people who wanted to seize control over some uneducated regions of totally braindead farmers.. that´s a fact! so.. tell me again WHY do so many people NOWADAYS take it as a manual on how to live? (rhetorical question!)
I´m a BIG fan of encouraging people to do what ever they desire, but.. there should be some LAWS against this kind of bull, ah.. I FORGOT! The world is still in the religious period & churches make the rules.
- I can see it now.. ~800 years from now everyone´ll look back and say: HAHA WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING IDIOTS THEY WERE! geez! thank Mahi(god of their time- as long as there are people, there will never be the lack of ways to control humanity) that we got over the 'STUPID AGES OF 21 CENTURY!'
Saturday, August 23, 2008
a few new things!
There has been a few changes! and I´d like to inform you all of 'em :)
1) New navigation images or.. ah I dunno how to call them
from
to 
I hope you like the new ones- I do!=)
oh and added the most important part! scroll down there´s the "retarded cloud" section - the cloud was pretty cool before I added it there and now.. it´s just retarded :p
2) Removed nofollow (hence the "u comment - I follow" button on the right), so now google can count in the links in the comments and.. this site isn´t a dead end anymore! YAY!
3) Also added "blogs I LOVE" section- love is a tough word, but I do love all my readers and I´m grateful from the bottom of my heart if you have filled your valuable time by reading and commenting my blog and.. I always give my best to return the favor by reading your blogs and expressing my point of view about the posts you´ve made :)
Quite frankly I´m a little picky, so probably not all of you will get into the final cut for the "blogs I LOVE" section, but.. the more you comment, the more chances are that I will stumble upon your blog :)
.. but do remember - I´m only human.
4) Wordle blogcloud - hope you´ll find this as funny as I did. People might disagree about humor being the best cure- but damn, it does help A LOT!
To get yours, click here: Wordle
Let me know what you think of these :)
take care!
1) New navigation images or.. ah I dunno how to call them
from
to I hope you like the new ones- I do!=)
oh and added the most important part! scroll down there´s the "retarded cloud" section - the cloud was pretty cool before I added it there and now.. it´s just retarded :p
2) Removed nofollow (hence the "u comment - I follow" button on the right), so now google can count in the links in the comments and.. this site isn´t a dead end anymore! YAY!
3) Also added "blogs I LOVE" section- love is a tough word, but I do love all my readers and I´m grateful from the bottom of my heart if you have filled your valuable time by reading and commenting my blog and.. I always give my best to return the favor by reading your blogs and expressing my point of view about the posts you´ve made :)
Quite frankly I´m a little picky, so probably not all of you will get into the final cut for the "blogs I LOVE" section, but.. the more you comment, the more chances are that I will stumble upon your blog :)
.. but do remember - I´m only human.
4) Wordle blogcloud - hope you´ll find this as funny as I did. People might disagree about humor being the best cure- but damn, it does help A LOT!
To get yours, click here: Wordle
Let me know what you think of these :)
take care!
whitey's and immigration
I stumbled upon a blog article one day about immigration in the US and.. I kinda agreed with the author, but then.. I realized I´m not in the US right now, so I don´t have to be apart of the hate group - so here´s my take on it.
First of all.. once we started learning about Christopher Columbus in school, I was already like WHAT THE?!- this doesn´t make ANY sense.. how.. why..!??! And I remember my deskmate whispering to me: "Ssh! you´ll get thrown out of the class!"
I couldn´t just sit there! I HAD TO SAY SOMETHING! So yeah.. I proved him wrong, I didn´t get thrown out of the class! but.. teacher just kinda told me to shut up, 'cause she thought I was trying to be a smartass and.. basically she was right and then just continued talking.
Nothing´s changed! Still a big mystery to me - how can you discover a land that already exists with people living there? It´s just like me going to Finland now and saying: AHA! I discovered this place for ME, because I live in the world of ME, all you bitches are mine now! And I´m naming this land after the boat I came here with! - SuperSeaCat Four!
I started with C.C. because.. whiteys are immigrants also and the meaning of "il/legal" is just something people nowadays thought up and "in the presence of god" it basically has the same meaning as the word shit - well, I hope not EXACTLY, but somewhere close.
When mexicans just came to USA to do the "easy&cheap labor" locals were thrilled.. but when they started having kids who eventually started taking university spots and high-paying jobs, then whiteys started complaining about the "illegal aliens." Instead of ranting and trying to prevent the unpreventable - WORK HARDER! Study & DO something to improve yourself. A lot of people just give up and start whining, KNOWING that this kind of behavior will eventually get you.. NOWHERE!
The following is graved on the exterior of the pedestal on Statue of Liberty, NY - if you don´t MEAN it, for gods sake - REMOVE IT THEN! I know you have to go along with time, but there just are some principles that shouldn´t ever be messed with.
Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand
Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.
"Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
First of all.. once we started learning about Christopher Columbus in school, I was already like WHAT THE?!- this doesn´t make ANY sense.. how.. why..!??! And I remember my deskmate whispering to me: "Ssh! you´ll get thrown out of the class!"
I couldn´t just sit there! I HAD TO SAY SOMETHING! So yeah.. I proved him wrong, I didn´t get thrown out of the class! but.. teacher just kinda told me to shut up, 'cause she thought I was trying to be a smartass and.. basically she was right and then just continued talking.
Nothing´s changed! Still a big mystery to me - how can you discover a land that already exists with people living there? It´s just like me going to Finland now and saying: AHA! I discovered this place for ME, because I live in the world of ME, all you bitches are mine now! And I´m naming this land after the boat I came here with! - SuperSeaCat Four!
I started with C.C. because.. whiteys are immigrants also and the meaning of "il/legal" is just something people nowadays thought up and "in the presence of god" it basically has the same meaning as the word shit - well, I hope not EXACTLY, but somewhere close.
When mexicans just came to USA to do the "easy&cheap labor" locals were thrilled.. but when they started having kids who eventually started taking university spots and high-paying jobs, then whiteys started complaining about the "illegal aliens." Instead of ranting and trying to prevent the unpreventable - WORK HARDER! Study & DO something to improve yourself. A lot of people just give up and start whining, KNOWING that this kind of behavior will eventually get you.. NOWHERE!
The following is graved on the exterior of the pedestal on Statue of Liberty, NY - if you don´t MEAN it, for gods sake - REMOVE IT THEN! I know you have to go along with time, but there just are some principles that shouldn´t ever be messed with.
With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand
Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.
"Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
Thursday, August 21, 2008
thank GOD for dental floss!
Dental floss.. easily one of the best things I´ve ever discovered! Well.. come to think about it, I´m not that sure.. well.. it´s definitely in the top 2 with masturbation. When I discovered masturbation I felt like a little kid in a candy store.. WAIT A MINUTE! I think it actually happened in a candy store! but I´ll talk about that some other time.
I feel like without dental floss I would be in a mental institution right now, I have no idea WHY but having something between my teeth just drives me so freaking nuts! It´s like.. I know what´s wrong, it´s within my reaching range, I basically know WHAT and how to do, but I couldn´t fucking do it! Every single time I was trying to invent a new way to get the crap(NOT LITERALLY!) out.
This one time after eating a steak it happened again- oh the terror! Friend turned to me and asked: "DUDE.. what´s wrong? you´ve got a totally blank stare." And yeah, I did - I did everything to get the steak out from between my teeth! ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING! and nothing worked..
At one point I just sat down and stared hopelessly into thin air & replied: "I´m pretty much fucked right now" and.. I wanted to say "this moment can´t get any worse" when I remembered a picture where this squirrel said the same thing after getting his foot stuck in a bear-trap and some other animal came and fucked him in the ass.. I was as convenient as I wanted to be, didn´t feel like I should have jinxed that moment.
After some time I found a way to escape from the wrath of darkness and.. I´m always SO happy when I´m done flossing, I don´t know why! oh.. something I just noticed, yet another thing incommon with masturbation- haha!
I feel like without dental floss I would be in a mental institution right now, I have no idea WHY but having something between my teeth just drives me so freaking nuts! It´s like.. I know what´s wrong, it´s within my reaching range, I basically know WHAT and how to do, but I couldn´t fucking do it! Every single time I was trying to invent a new way to get the crap(NOT LITERALLY!) out.
This one time after eating a steak it happened again- oh the terror! Friend turned to me and asked: "DUDE.. what´s wrong? you´ve got a totally blank stare." And yeah, I did - I did everything to get the steak out from between my teeth! ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING! and nothing worked..
At one point I just sat down and stared hopelessly into thin air & replied: "I´m pretty much fucked right now" and.. I wanted to say "this moment can´t get any worse" when I remembered a picture where this squirrel said the same thing after getting his foot stuck in a bear-trap and some other animal came and fucked him in the ass.. I was as convenient as I wanted to be, didn´t feel like I should have jinxed that moment.
After some time I found a way to escape from the wrath of darkness and.. I´m always SO happy when I´m done flossing, I don´t know why! oh.. something I just noticed, yet another thing incommon with masturbation- haha!
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
taking 'all or nothing' way too seriously
I thought this was an old tradition of somesort and certainly forgotten by now, but.. it seems it isn´t.
My friend thought he lost his wallet a few days ago and.. he wasn´t even a bit worried about that, which kinda surprised me. I mean.. yeah, there´s never a reason to panic and stuff, but.. personally I couldn´t be arsed to redo my cards and shit, so I´d put more effort into finding it.
He said the strangest thing to me, which made me go WTF?! after I asked why isn´t he searching for it: "No worries, I wrote my address inside my wallet. So if someone finds it, he´ll bring it to me." - ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! in today's world?
It´s almost like saying to the person who finds it: "Hey, you like what you see? There´s plenty more of that where it came from." and.. like it´s not enough you lost your wallet, you´re giving him your home address so he can fucking steal EVERYTHING you have!
Once you´ve lost your wallet- LET IT GO! geeeeeeeeez, no need to give the robber rest of your belongings! If you freaking live on the street, THEN you can like add an address and a time to meet, IF the finder\robber is willing to bring it to you, since.. then you´re not actually tempting him to take more, since you don´t have anything more.
Oh and if you actually do live on the street - what the hell are you doing with a wallet? Sell it and rent some shit to live in!
My friend thought he lost his wallet a few days ago and.. he wasn´t even a bit worried about that, which kinda surprised me. I mean.. yeah, there´s never a reason to panic and stuff, but.. personally I couldn´t be arsed to redo my cards and shit, so I´d put more effort into finding it.
He said the strangest thing to me, which made me go WTF?! after I asked why isn´t he searching for it: "No worries, I wrote my address inside my wallet. So if someone finds it, he´ll bring it to me." - ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! in today's world?
It´s almost like saying to the person who finds it: "Hey, you like what you see? There´s plenty more of that where it came from." and.. like it´s not enough you lost your wallet, you´re giving him your home address so he can fucking steal EVERYTHING you have!
Once you´ve lost your wallet- LET IT GO! geeeeeeeeez, no need to give the robber rest of your belongings! If you freaking live on the street, THEN you can like add an address and a time to meet, IF the finder\robber is willing to bring it to you, since.. then you´re not actually tempting him to take more, since you don´t have anything more.
Oh and if you actually do live on the street - what the hell are you doing with a wallet? Sell it and rent some shit to live in!
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