tv commercials and the amusement park

Basically I don´t watch TV at all.. the shows are just way too uncreative for me and they don´t really keep me motivated- but futurama,simpsons etc.. those I watch whenever I stumble upon them =)
OH there is this one show coming this season called "The lie detector" which is recorded with an audience and the person taking the test has to answer 21 questions and if done correctly, wins 1 million kr (which is like ~92k$, but hey, better than nothing :p)

So anyways, the reason I talked about the tv is.. I flipped it open yesterday before I went to sleep and my favorite part was on - the commercials! I wonder if they intentionally try to make fuckedup/weird advertisements or they´re just not innovative enough, oh well - these kinds of ads give me more to talk about.

I´ll describe this advert a bit (cleaning products) - two kids were trying to ruin a good shirt (I mean - first of all - WHHYYY? just goes to show our society is messed up, even tho it´s staged) and.. then ran in to the house to show it to their mother and then the mom reacted like: "OMG! How can I get this out?" .. some of you basically know what´s gonna happen next, it´s a bit silly but I went like: "geeez, can´t you TRY to make it more realistic?"

This woman with Vanish washing powder popped out, all smiling and had make-up on and shit and started talking: "don´t worry, with this you can.." - if I was there I´d be like: STOP! HOLD THE HORSES! Who the fuck are you? and.. it´s cool that you came to help, but.. who EXACTLY gave you a key and permission to come to my house and play hide and seek until I might need you - these kinds of advertisement actually show that being a pervert and breaking into others homes is okay. Hence why US had to pass the law to allow owners to shoot trespassers?

Oh also, when I was on a trip few days ago I went to the amusement park - big fan, big fan.. and my friend wanted to try out an old wooden roller-coaster which was said to be really cool. So okay.. I agreed, we went on there, everything was nice - first time we did it we had to sit in the back 'cause well, kids cheated and got infront like REALLY early. The weirdest thing happened next: A guy actually stood UP behind us, holding the bars (to keep the car on the tracks -gravity). I mean.. whatever the reasons but I was like: "you´ve got to be shitting me!"

How COOL or dangerous a ride can be if one guy is just standing up when others have to sit? I would had have to do like double flip-flops or just jump around to get the excitement I was looking for. Well.. it wasn´t really that bad, but it´d still be A LOT better when I could have stood up.